At Movie Wiseguys we make things simple. For reviewing movies, on a scale of 1 to 10, if we score it 0 to 5.5 then Tony Montana pops up and Whacks it. If we score it 8 to 10 then its a Made movie. Anything in the middle is just neutral ground. Neutral means there was some redeeming quality to the movie but it wasn’t anything that you’ll be talking about years and years down the line. Here’s the list of movies from 2009 that we reviewed so far. This is a simple list divided into three sections with our number grades. If you want to read the full reviews, use the Search function to find the one you want. We only put up reviews of new theater releases if we happen to catch them around the date that they were released. Enjoy…
Star Trek (Pitstop, 9)
The Hurt Locker (Johnny Manf, 8.5)
I Love You, Man (The Troy, 8.5)
Observe & Report (Pitstop, 8.5)
Sugar (Pitstop, 8.5)
Up (Johnny Manf, 8.5)
The Hangover (Pitstop, 8.5)
Drag Me To Hell (Pitstop, 8.5)
Waltz With Bashir (Pitstop, 8)
Two Lovers (Pitstop, 8)
Watchmen (Pitstop, 8)
Adventureland (Johnny Manf, 8)
The Escapist (The Troy, 8)
Terminator Salvation (Pitstop, 8)
Outlander (Johnny Manf, 5.5)
Crossing Over (L-Stet, 5.5)
Crank: High Voltage (Johnny Manf, 5.5)
Friday the 13th (Johnny Manf, 5)
Push (Johnny Manf, 5)
The Girlfriend Experience (Johnny Manf, 5)
Year One (Pitstop, 5)
Knowing (Pitstop, 4.5)
The Unborn (Johnny Manf, 4)
He’s Just Not That Into You (Johnny Manf, 4)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (The Troy, 4)
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (Johnny Manf, 4)
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li (Johnny Manf, 1)
NEUTRAL
Taken (The Troy, 7.5)
The Class (Pitstop, 7.5)
Miss March (Pitstop, 7.5)
State of Play (Pitstop, 7.5)
Away We Go (Johnny Manf, 7.5)
Last House on the Left (Johnny Manf, 7)
The Great Buck Howard (Pitstop, 7)
Sunshine Cleaning (L-Stet, 7)
Duplicity (Johnny Manf, 7)
The Brothers Bloom (The Troy, 7)
The Burning Plain (The Troy, 7)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Johnny Manf, 7)
My Sister’s Keeper (L-Stet, 7)
Notorious (Johnny Manf, 6.5)
Fanboys (Pitstop, 6.5)
The International (Pitstop, 6.5)
Gomorrah (The Troy, 6.5)
The Haunting in Connecticut (Johnny Manf, 6.5)
Tyson (Johnny Manf, 6.5)
Lymelife (Pitstop, 6.5)
Summer Hours (L-Stet, 6.5)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Johnny Manf, 6)
Mutant Chronicles (Johnny Manf, 6)
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (Johnny Manf, 6)
Monsters vs. Aliens (Johnny Manf, 6)
The Soloist (Johnny Manf, 6)
Angels & Demons (The Troy, 6)