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Bruno – Sacha Baron Cohen once again takes on a different persona. This time he portrays Bruno, the flamboyant Austrian fashion reporter who tries to fit in with Americans by adaptaing to their lifestyle. Based on his character from Da Ali G Show. Directed by Larry Charles (Borat). 
 
 
 
 
 

I Love You, Beth Cooper – the geeky valedictorian Denis (Paul Rust) professes his love for the popular girl Beth Cooper (Hayden Panettiere) during his graduation speech. So she decides to take him on a wild night he will never forget. Directed by Chris Columbus (Harry Potter 1 & 2). 
 
 
 
 
 

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At Movie Wiseguys we make things simple. For reviewing movies, on a scale of 1 to 10, if we score it 0 to 5.5 then Tony Montana pops up and Whacks it. If we score it 8 to 10 then its a Made movie. Anything in the middle is just neutral ground. Neutral means there was some redeeming quality to the movie but it wasn’t anything that you’ll be talking about years and years down the line. Here’s the list of movies from 2009 that we reviewed so far. This is a simple list divided into three sections with our number grades. If you want to read the full reviews, use the Search function to find the one you want. We only put up reviews of new theater releases if we happen to catch them around the date that they were released. Enjoy…

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Knowing – Nicolas Cage’s son gets a mysterious item from a time capsule at his school. It’s a pattern of random numbers that ends up predicting all the disasters in the world. There are still three more to come before the numbers run out so Cage has to find out how to stop it. Directed by Alex Proyas (The Crow, I Robot). Pitstop’s Review. 
 
 
 
 

Push – three young people (Chris Evans, Camilla Belle, and Dakota Fanning) have discovered they have special abilities. They are on the run in Hong Kong as they are pursued by a secret United States government agency led by Djimon Honsou. Johnny Manf’s Review. 
 
 
 
 
 

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